ALMOST FAMOUS: Willow Smith = tiny Rihanna

Oh hai Willow Smith you little 9-yr old, how are you? Typically I don't FREAK OUT over cheesy club jams by people who come up to my waist, but I have to give it up.. your new jam "Whip My Hair" is the BEST cheesy club jam in the whole entire universe. And I'm saying that after listening to Gucci Mane's "Lemonade," Rihanna's "Rude Boy," and Nicki Minaj's "5-Star Bitch" on loop all summer.

"Oh nothing, just rocking the best metal outfit ever with the coolest haircut IN THE WORLD no big deal. I'm just over here becoming a friggin FASHION ICON"

Also, JAY-Z just signed her to his record label

Now I'm waiting to buy concert tickets for your first tour. Will you have tiny pink ponies escort you to your shows? Will tiny dancing baby pegasus fly you back to your magical lair of cute mohawked friends who know more than anyone? 

WHAT A CUTIE PATOOTIE xo