Just got off the phone with the 90's. They're violently upchucking and couldn't really talk






Dear Raekwon, RZA, GZA, Ghostface, et al,


So wait... Wu-Tang Clan IS, in fact, something to f*ck with?


Yours Truly,


Everyone






Justin Beiber and Kanye West collaborated with Raekwon on a remix of 'Runaway Love.' Right after I listened to it I received a hand-written note from the trio telling me that they wish we were never born and produced this track so we could all die of disappointment.





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