Welp, might as well throw in the towel

This arrived in my inbox from my casting company:

NEW ROLE!

Your profile matches three criteria for the following role: JENNY CRAIG WOMAN

Gender:  Match

Portrayable Ethnicity:  Match

Portrayable Age Range:  Match


Description:
SLIGHTLY OVERWEIGHT WOMAN (NO MORE THAN 20 LBS.)
PRETTY, FRIENDLY, AND PERSONABLE...THERE IS DIALOGUE.
WE ARE GOING FOR A SEX IN THE CITY VIBE.


Clearly they didn't see THIS.



good times.