Worst Tattoos Ever

What? You read my blog every day and you don't have a copy of my book yet? I have children to feed someday! I have vintage 501's in every wash waiting for me to buy them from that place on Beverly! I have to buy my parents a house before they die to prove how grateful I am for making me into a decent guy! I have to pay for my Upright Citizen's Brigade classes so I can get over my paralyzing fear of public speaking in the form of jokes!

Anyhow my book got a shout out on STYLE.COM today. Go get one. I promise your bathroom experience will be improved by at least 14% with the purchase of this book.

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