Boner Killers
Hi pals-
Remember when that dude you were totally in love with casually mentioned his favorite song was "Viva La White Girl" by Gym Class Heroes and you immediately deleted his number from your phone, ran home and took a scalding hot shame shower? That's called a Boner Killer and we're sure that (because life is a cesspool of disappointment) you've experienced at least 20 others just this year. Boner Killers come in the form of girlfriends, bosses, dates, declarations, words n sentences, advice, roommates, pals, bad butts, and of course SHOES. Pretty much anywhere anyone anything that has made your soul cry for someone is a boner killer.
Yasi and I are finally finishing the big book of dealbreakers and we need some inspiration from our friends. Need more stories and ideas. Don't worry about how it's written- we'll take care of that. Tell us about them. Let's group hug.
Send all your tales to BONERKILLERS@GMAIL.COM
For some of my past Boner Killers please refer to Street Carnage* or the current issue of FRANK 151
xo
Veevers
* Gavin edited some of what I wrote so there are things in there a lady would never. For instance, I would never shit in Christian Audigier's eyes while horking down on pizza at an outdoor cafe. I would, however, trip him as he walked past.
Remember when that dude you were totally in love with casually mentioned his favorite song was "Viva La White Girl" by Gym Class Heroes and you immediately deleted his number from your phone, ran home and took a scalding hot shame shower? That's called a Boner Killer and we're sure that (because life is a cesspool of disappointment) you've experienced at least 20 others just this year. Boner Killers come in the form of girlfriends, bosses, dates, declarations, words n sentences, advice, roommates, pals, bad butts, and of course SHOES. Pretty much anywhere anyone anything that has made your soul cry for someone is a boner killer.
Yasi and I are finally finishing the big book of dealbreakers and we need some inspiration from our friends. Need more stories and ideas. Don't worry about how it's written- we'll take care of that. Tell us about them. Let's group hug.
Send all your tales to BONERKILLERS@GMAIL.COM
For some of my past Boner Killers please refer to Street Carnage* or the current issue of FRANK 151
xo
Veevers
* Gavin edited some of what I wrote so there are things in there a lady would never. For instance, I would never shit in Christian Audigier's eyes while horking down on pizza at an outdoor cafe. I would, however, trip him as he walked past.