Boner Killers
Have you guys seen these jams from Durex? These are genius. Pillows with barely passable women in their mid-forties who resemble meth-faced trannies provide longer lasting sex. They come in three tantalizing varieties:
The smoky-eyed gaze coupled with a phallic finger to the lips has been a killer classic in the annals of female seduction since Nefertiti. This ginger peach has a touch of Buddy Hackett in her. So delicate.
The pearl necklace on this WASPy lass is a nice touch. Looks like she is ready to take anything you give her.
Jesus, that was rough. Here some more classic boner killers:
Your Mom
Vagina McPantsuit
These guys
And with those morning tidbits, have a nice day. And remember no touching it while you’re at work.
Toodles!
xx
Many more of my intellectual musings such as this one can be found at www.streetcarnage.com
The smoky-eyed gaze coupled with a phallic finger to the lips has been a killer classic in the annals of female seduction since Nefertiti. This ginger peach has a touch of Buddy Hackett in her. So delicate.
The pearl necklace on this WASPy lass is a nice touch. Looks like she is ready to take anything you give her.
Jesus, that was rough. Here some more classic boner killers:
Your Mom
Vagina McPantsuit
These guys
And with those morning tidbits, have a nice day. And remember no touching it while you’re at work.
Toodles!
xx
Many more of my intellectual musings such as this one can be found at www.streetcarnage.com